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BrazilianNinja

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Lawrence, MA
Job: Professional Slacker

Greetings. I am BrazilianNinja, the fusion of LoveNinja and HateNinja. Welcome to my dojo. Remove your sandals, and bow towards your master.

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BrazilianNinja

OMG.

Posted by BrazilianNinja Apr. 15, 2008 @ 4:25 PM EDT

I gotta edit this shit before it's too late.

Updated: 08/14/08 5:40 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

34 Comments

Apr. 15, 2008 | 4:29 PM SaltshakerClock says:

Welcome back buddy. :D

Apr. 15, 2008 | 4:37 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Jeeze. Are you ever offline! Damn. The prize is yours. Choose a box.

Box 1
Box 2
Box 3

Apr. 15, 2008 | 5:16 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

welcome back badass ninja guy! where's knife you promised me?

Apr. 16, 2008 | 5:08 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Knife? Excuse me?

Apr. 16, 2008 | 6:00 PM Kangman says:

My coc....WHERE MY COC?

Apr. 21, 2008 | 1:23 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Up your but... UP YOUR BUT!

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:47 PM jacobcoooollll10 says:

sup main

Apr. 21, 2008 | 1:21 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Oh go swallow a bowling ball.

Apr. 19, 2008 | 11:46 AM greyshadowskyknight says:

ninja being inactive on NG...must be killing walking at beach again.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 1:22 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

What a walk. I met this fat wrestler dude in the beach who says nothing but "Narg, narg!" and "Chicken titties!".

Apr. 24, 2008 | 2:36 PM oblanda says:

you know jet kun do?

Apr. 25, 2008 | 11:41 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

You mean Jeet Kune Do. Yes, integrated in Judo and Ninjitsu.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 7:02 PM geoghan1 says:

where are my big beautiful women at ahhhhhh.....

bonzai!!!!!!111!11!!!!1

Apr. 25, 2008 | 11:42 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

Ungh... yes... faster.. ahh... BANZAI!

Apr. 24, 2008 | 9:07 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

lol what happened your internet conked out?

Apr. 25, 2008 | 11:42 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

Nah. Just had lots of stuff to do.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 12:08 PM oblanda says:

how about kyoko shin kai?

Apr. 25, 2008 | 12:40 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

I can only master what I can.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:48 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

well first things first before you can regain your position here you must first rape and murder 113 virgins then shoot 250 birds then fall from 306 feet from the sky and survive after that you will be back in top form!

Apr. 25, 2008 | 1:50 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Halfway there. Hard to find virgins here in Lawrence.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 10:03 PM Cigolini55 says:

Oh dear.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:29 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

May I help you?

Apr. 26, 2008 | 7:57 AM oblanda says:

hey ninja you saw my vid that was brus lee skilz right there....

Apr. 26, 2008 | 9:29 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

No, I didn't! Lemme se.

May. 4, 2008 | 9:06 AM geoghan1 says:

it is a preety awesome game too bad there wont be another one

May. 4, 2008 | 12:53 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

There will... Wanna bet?

Secret message in TM:HO:
METAL IS COMING FOR PSTHREE

I win.

May. 5, 2008 | 3:48 AM geoghan1 says:

there will never be another "black" because the dev team is dead

i win

May. 5, 2008 | 3:11 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

I know they are dead, but it's not confirmed. Besides, they can pull it off without them, just by hiring new ones.

Time will tell... and when it does I'll say... I WIN!

May. 14, 2008 | 12:40 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

if there wont be another black then bet your ass there will be another twisted metal.

yes the game is quite badass and the best part was tha minion was in it mwahahahaha!!

May. 17, 2008 | 8:16 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Minion is fucking hard to beat. It's not even funny! Waiting for the next TM with great anticipation.

May. 14, 2008 | 7:45 PM Kangman says:

Oh who is this Moi? is this person much more interesting then this dipshit called BrazilianNinja?

You and me, Death match of TW

May. 17, 2008 | 8:18 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Moi is "me" in French. And I will cut your fucking windpipe at TW.
BRING IT AWNNN! Bitch, holla back.

May. 18, 2008 | 11:36 PM Kangman says:

anytime anywhere frenchie, and HA I don't own wind pipes because they make too much sounds in teh wind *retarded smile*

May. 23, 2008 | 3:28 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

I'll puncture your bagpipes, then!

May. 24, 2008 | 6:41 AM jtm17 says:

Obrigardu....i think thats HELLO...

Tu Tu Bein?.....I thinks thats How Are you....

I know a bit of portugese LOLZ

Cheers

May. 24, 2008 | 3:01 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Hahaha. Rubbish!

Obrigado means "Thank You". And Voçê está bem means "Are you alright".

Cheers!

Updated: May. 24, 2008, 5:44 PM
Jun. 3, 2008 | 5:08 PM greyshadowskyknight says:

the badass ninja guy has been put on hiatus long enough! get your ass out there and kill again!

Jun. 4, 2008 | 8:24 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

On the process, mothafucka. Peace out.

Jun. 9, 2008 | 10:21 PM T3hShotgunK1ng says:

lol. i'm guessing this is one of those long overdue reviews?

Jun. 11, 2008 | 9:09 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

I'm guessing you are a tard.

Jun. 12, 2008 | 6:20 PM T3hShotgunK1ng says:

you do know how long this game's been out, right?

Jun. 13, 2008 | 11:13 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

When the PS2 came out. I'm reviewing a game long forgotten.

Jun. 13, 2008 | 11:41 PM Trisors says:

This is your punishment for being Brazillian.
Also, Twisted Metal sucks.

Jun. 13, 2008 | 11:51 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Hey, I got an idea for ya. Go suck a dick, I see that's what you are best at. And THAT is your punishment for not being Brazilian (one L, jackass).

Go fap furiously to Hentai, cocksucker. Quit gaying up my post.

Updated: Jun. 13, 2008, 11:53 PM
Jun. 14, 2008 | 2:46 AM geoghan1 says:

no for dissin TM he can eat a excriment
then eat his own dick

Jun. 14, 2008 | 3:39 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

He already does that on his spare time, man. He could take a face dive to a beartrap, for all I care.

Jun. 14, 2008 | 8:22 PM JimmySaint says:

that is an awesome game. I like full auto, too

Jun. 17, 2008 | 7:54 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Full Auto rocks hard balls, man. I love both.

Jun. 20, 2008 | 9:56 PM Juggalos4lifefoo676 says:

Hey, mah Juggalo!
Cast you're vote on the Clubs Theme on my Page now!
You're vote will INSTANTLY be found and RECOGNIZED! ^_^

Jun. 22, 2008 | 11:54 AM BrazilianNinja responds:

You got it, muthafacku.

Jun. 23, 2008 | 11:39 PM badfurrykitty says:

yes welcome back hehe

Jun. 24, 2008 | 4:50 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Alright, thanks! Whoever you are.

Jun. 24, 2008 | 3:12 PM STeeLRaTnl says:

lol

Jun. 24, 2008 | 4:51 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

The eyes are the groin of the head,

Jun. 25, 2008 | 8:02 AM STeeLRaTnl says:

hey you're cool

Jun. 26, 2008 | 1:37 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Oh joy! Someone thinks I'm cool!

Jul. 2, 2008 | 11:07 PM poopmon says:

I like poop. Feels good coming through my asshole.

Jul. 3, 2008 | 5:04 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Okay.

Jul. 6, 2008 | 2:25 PM jtm17 says:

Update this shit

Idea...

Club 4 u....The Ninjas?????

HUH ITS GUD!

Like CC lol :P

Jul. 6, 2008 | 3:15 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Clock Crew can go screw themselves over with a pool cue. I hate them little bastards.

And I plan to update this shit soon. Gimme a break. :D

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:23 AM LookAtHerDick says:

spray your load on my face

Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:23 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

You couldn't afford it.

Jul. 17, 2008 | 1:19 PM Roddrigo9 says:

sup buddy played any other sweet games?
also good have you back
and yes IM ALIVE MOTHER F*CKERZ.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul. 19, 2008 | 1:29 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

HE'S ALIVE! ALIVE!

Yep. Only Valve games, sadly. Half-Life and such. Good to BE back! XD

Jul. 28, 2008 | 6:11 PM jtm17 says:

Sorry Ninja U Still rock cock anyways

Aug. 6, 2008 | 12:39 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

I'm so totally tripping balls.

Aug. 14, 2008 | 8:06 PM darknessdweller says:

darknessdweller wuz here.

Aug. 18, 2008 | 5:19 PM BrazilianNinja responds:

Sure was.

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